I worked for Dick May, Procurement. Manager, and friend, on & off 1985 to 1990.
He taught me my trade and became a close friend. He had many good lines, but was fond of saying;
Look at me under the ethics & corruption clauses/processes.
1) I am a Procurement Manager
2) I have a Swiss bank account
3) I drive a Mercedes
4) I have a Rolex watch
But....
The watch came from Hong Kong.
The Mercedes is 15yrs old.
And my wife is a Swiss national...
RIP Dick